• mom: are you on drugs?
  • me: 私は今の薬です


"Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: "


(via fernonfire)


*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

(Source: spookylittlebird, via kristenwiiggle)