• mom: are you on drugs?
  • me: 私は今の薬です

unclefather:

"Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: "

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(via fernonfire)

verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

(Source: spookylittlebird, via kristenwiiggle)